Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.
LEAVE MY SIGHT AND NEVER RETURN YOU’VE BEEN BANISHED
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
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How I draw faces
1) circle with lines
2) face, head, neck
4) eyes, mouth, eyebrows
6) everything else
thnx 4 help Steph
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”